Security Robots Are Just Entertainment

By: John Honovich, Published on Jul 21, 2017

Great entertainment, no real security value.

That is the happy (or sad) state of security robots in 2017.

Knightscope robot's drowning, the global sensation it caused and Knightscope's joking response makes that clear.

The entertainment value, though, is very powerful.

***** *************, ** **** security *****.

**** ** *** ***** (or ***) ***** ** security ****** ** ****.

*********** *****'* ********, *** global ********* ** ********************'* ****** ************* **** *****.

*** ************* *****, ******, is **** ********.

[***************]

Not *******, ** ******?

* **** ***** *** robot ********,*********** ****** * ***** release. ******* ** ********** what **** ***** *** how **** **** ***** to *** **, **** continued ****** ***** **, describing *** ******** **:

******** “************ *** *********** submarine ******”

***:

“*** ******* ** ** death *** ******* ***********. I ***’* ******** ****** a “** ********” ****. Thank *** ** *** the ***** **** ****** that ****** ** ***,” said ***** **** ******.

********** *** ********* *** announcement ** **** ******* up * ******* ******* for *** ******* ***** named@**************, ***** ***** ***** is:

*** **** ******** ****** (intrusion, ******, *****, ***.) that ****** ** **** and ****** ******* **** and ********** ** *** user ***** ** ********* to ********* ***** ***** systems **** **** ******** value.

Selling *************, *** ********

**** *********** *** ********** is **** *** ******** benefit ** ***** ***** is ********* ** ****. What **** *** ******* is ** *********.

*** ****** ** *** office ******** **** *** up * '********', ******* they **** ** *** mocking *** ***** ** really ******* *** ***** because ** ******* ********** them:

*** ***** *** ******** YouTube ****** ** ****** people *********** **** *** robot **** **** ******* evidently ********** ** ** Tom ****** ** *** video *****:

** ******** **** *** Boston ***** ** ****** taking ******** *** ******* at *** *****:

*********** ****** ** ***** credit *** ************* **** entertainment ***** **** *** beginning, ********* *** ***** to **** *** ***** like *** ******:

*** ****** ****** ** a **** ****** *** entertainment ******** ******* **** buying '******' ** ***** customers ** * **** consideration.

UPDATE: ******* ***** *** **** ****** **** *****

*** *** **** *** the ******* ***** *** gotten * ***********. **** are******* ** ** ****** media, ** ***** *** maid**** *** *******. **** is * ******* *** understands ************* *****!

*******, **** ** ***** overdosing *** ***** ******:

Fading *******?

*** *** *** *** long ***** ****** *** go ** ** ********* in ******* *** ***** remains ** ** ****. Maybe *********** *** ******* real *********** ***** **** the ******* ****** ** fade.

Security ****** ***** *********

*************, ***** ** ** actually ** *** ******** business *** ***** ** increasingly **** * ****** and **** *** *** peers *** ***** ** security ****** ***** *** foremost ** * ******* rather **** * ****** that *** ********* **** people ***** ** ****** crime.

Comments (39)

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* *** ***** ** *** ********* ****: "** *** **** Daleks? ******* **** ** *** *** *** ******..."

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*********** ********* ** *********:

...*** ***** ** ******** ****** ***** *** ******** ** * gimmick ****** **** * ****** **** *** ********* **** ****** safer ** ****** *****.

****** **** ***** ** ******** ****** ** * ******* ***'* think ** ****** ** ******** ******.

*** **** ******.

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*** *** **** **** ** ******** ******* ***** "********* **** people ***** ** ****** *****"? ***** ** *** ** * very ***** ****** *** *** *** ***'* *****.

*** **** ***** * *** *** ** **** ** ** head ** ********* **** ****:

*** ** *** ********. >>> *********** ** **** ******.

*** ***** ** ***** ** **** *** **** **** ******. The ****** ******** ***** *** ** ******.

*** ***** [*********** *****] ** ***** ** **** *** **** more ******. *** ****** [**** ******] ******** ***** *** ** secure.

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** *** ***** **** *'** ***** **** * *** *** headlong **** * **** ** ***** ;)

**** **** ******* *** *******, *** *** ********* ****, *** therefore ***** ***'* **** ****** ** **** ****** ** *** time ** ** ********.

** *** ********** *******'* ***** ************ ********(*) ************* ***** ** flames, **** ***** *** ** ***** ***********.

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*** ********** ****** ** * ***** *, ~*/* ******* ****** foot ********, *** * '*******' *** * *** ********.

** ***** ***'** ******* ***** ****, ****** * ********** *** subthread ** ************* ********* ** *** ******* ****...

*'* *** **** * ***** **** ********* **** *** ****, but * ********** *** ****** *** *********** ** ***** ** off *** **** ** **** ****. * ***'* ***** ******** robots *** *** ********* **** ******* * ****** **** ***** security ******** **** **** ******** ******* ****. **** ********** *** same *****, ** ****** *** "********" *** **** * ********* perspective ******* ******** ******** **** ** *** *********** ******. ********* that *******, *** **** **** ******* ******* *** *&*, ***** will ** **** ** **** ** **** ******* ****** ******** folks.

********* *********, ********** *** *** ******** **** *** ********** ******** before **** *** ********** ***. ****** **** ***** "********" ********** will ********** ****** ****** *** **** *********, *** ***** *** they *** ***** *** ******* *********** ** ** **** *********** in **** * ****. **** *** ***** ******* ** ****** use- ** ********* *******, ** *** *******? **** **** **** sound ***** * ***** *******, **** * ******* ** ******** yell, ** **** ** ***?

***** ***, **** *** ***** ********** ** ********* ****. ********* services, **** ***** ***** *********** ** ****** ****** ********* **** where ** *** ******* ****** ****. ** ********* * ******* drink ** *** *****. ** ********* * ****** ***** **** to ** ****** ** ** ******.

********** ** ***** ********* ********* ******* *******, **** *** ***** doing **** "******** ****" ****** ****** *****. **** *** ** security **** ***, **** *********** ** ******** ** *** ******** of ****** *** ***** **** ****** *** *** ******** ** be *******. *** ****'* ***** **** **** "********" ***... *** now.

*********** ** **** **** ******* ******* ***** ** *******:

**** *** *** * ****** *** *** ***** *** ********* close ****** *** *************.

** ********, *** ****** **** ****** ******. ********* ********* ** not * "******** ******." ***** ************ *** ********* *** *** "security *******." ****** (********** ** ************) *** *** "******** *******." Radar ********* ************ *** *** "******** *******." ***.

********* **** ****** *** **** ** ***** (** **) ***, a ******** ****** *** * *** *********** **********; ******, *****, verify, ****** *** *******. ***** *** **** ** *** ***** of ********* ********* **** **** *** ********** ** ********* *** costs *** **** ** ***** ********** ********** **** **** **********.

** ****** *** ** ** ********, **** **** ****** ******, delay, ******, ****** ** ******* (** **** ***********) **** ******* accuracy *** ***** **** ******** ** ******* ************. ********* **'* a *** ******** *****.

********* **** ****** *** **** ** ***** (** **) ***, a ******** ******

****** **** ** ******* **** *** *********** ** ******* ***** plants *** ***** ***** ******** **************. * ** ********* *** saying ** ** ***** *** ***** ******** ** ********* *** used ************ ******* ** ** ********. ** *** ****** **** approach (**** **** ******, ***.), ****** **** ********** *** ************* benefits *** *** ******* ***** *** ***** / ****** **** deal **** *** ** ****** **** *** ***** ** ** stop ********** ***********.

******, *****, ******, ****** ** *******

***, * ** ***** **** ****** **** ** **** **** benefits ***** *** *** **** ********* ***** ***** *** ******* plentiful ***** ************ ******* ********, ***** ** ****** ******* ** a ***** ***** **'* ******** ** ***** ****** *** ***'* really '*******', *** ***** ******* *********** ** ******** ** ******.

**** ** *** *** ***** **** **** ******** *** **** over-hyped. ***, *********, *********** .... *** ***** **** **** **** well ****** **** ****** *** ** ********. *** ** ***'* be *** **** **** **** ******** (** *** ********) **** promises ** ******* ***** *******.

****** **** **** * *** **** ** *** ****** ** security ** *** ******.

* ** * *** ******** ** *****, ******, *****, *******, Recover ** * ******** ** *** ****** ***** (*** * worship!) *** * ** **** ** *** ** ** ******** everything **** * ******* ******* ** * ********* *** ** a ****** *****. ***** **** ** ******** *** ** *** into *** ** ***** *****.

***** ************ ! * ** ******* ***** ** *** * single ****** *** ***** *** ***'* ******** ***** *** ***** opportunities *** ********** *** *** ********.

***

******. * ****'* **** ********** ** ***** **** ** **** things *****.

***********, * ** ******* "******, ******, ****** *** *******" ** an ********* ******** ***** *** ****** ****** ******* *** **********, industrial, *************, ** ** ******** ****** ******.

***** *** ***'* ** *** ****'* ** ********* ************/******* ** let ******* **** ********* ** *** ** *****. *** ***** is ** **** *** ***** **********, ** *** ***** *****, to ****** ** ***** **** *** *********** ******** *** *********** vulnerability ** ****** ** *** *********** ******. * $* **** contact *** ****** ** ****** ******* ****** ** * ******* door. *** ************** ** *** ****** ********** ******* ** ***** to ** * $*** ** $**** ********** ** ****** *** propped **** (**** ** *******).

************ ***** **** ***** *** * ****** ** ******* *** of *** *******. ******* ****** ** ***** *** ****, ***** lets *** ****** *** ********* ** ****. ** ****, **** time ************ *** ************, **********, ** ********* ***/** ****** *** have ** (******** *** *** *** *********). ** **** ***** investigation ** *** ****, *** **** ** **** ******** *****.

********** *** ******** *** ******* ** ***********'* ******** *** ********** issue.

*** ****, * ******* **** ***** ** ******* ** ******* design ** **** ******* ** ******** *** ***** ********** *** solutions *** **** ******** ******* ************ ******* *** **** *** critical ************** **********.

[**** ****: ****** ** **** *****]

*** **** *********** ******** *****: **************** * ************* ********** ** ********* ********: * ***** **** runs ** ** ******** **** ***** *** ********* ** ********* sites ** ****** *****, ******** ** ********** ** *******.

****, **'* *** *** **** *********** ******** *****. ***** *** others.

**** ****, *** **** ** ***** ********** *** ***** ********? What ********* *** ****** *** **** ********? ***?

**** ****** *** ***********

*********: ******** *****, ********, *******, ***...

****, ******* ** *** ******** ******, *'* ********** ** ******* some **** ***** **** ***.

*********: ******** *****, ********, *******, ***...

*** ****** *** ***** **********, *****?

* **** **** ******* **-**** ***** ** ******** ******. * think ****, ** ** *****, **** *** * ****, ****, niche ******* - ******** *** ***** */**** ** *** ******* of **** ***** ************. ** *** ***** ** **** ** a ****** *** ****** *** ****** ****** ********, * *** maybe *** * *** ** ******* ***** ******** ** ********** plants ***** *** **** ** ***** ******* ****** **** ********* environments.

*** ** *** ***** ************ ** ****** ** ******** ** be **** **** *** ******* ******** ******. **** **** * have **** ** *** *****, *** ****** **** * ****-**** security ***** **** ** ******* *** ******* *** *****. **** would ** ** ******** ** *** ******** ****** **** *** need ** ******* ** ******** ********* *** ******* ***** ******. I *** **** ****** ********* *** "***** **** *******" ****.

** ***, *** **** ****** * **** **** ** ****** service *** ***** **** ** *** "***** ** ** ******" clients, ********* ** * ******* (** ** *******). ***** *** the **** ******* **** **** * ****-******* ****** ** ******* around ******* *** ********** ** ***** "******** ******* ******" ** the ***** ** * ********.

*'* ****** ** **** ****-****** ***** ******, *** ** *** I ***** **** ****-***** ********** ** ***** ******* ******** ***'* occur *** *****.

* *** ***** *** * *** ** ******* ***** ******** or ********** ****** ***** *** **** ** ***** ******* ****** into ********* ************.

*******, **** ********. * ** ******** ******* ** **** **** if *** ** *** ***** ********* *** ******* ******* ** these ******. * ********* ***** **** *** **** *** ***** providers ***** ** **** ******* ***** ***** ****** **** *********** weaknesses, ****** **** *****, **** **** ******* *** ********** *** then ****** ** **** ************, ********** *****.

UPDATE: ******* ***** *** **** ****** **** *****

*** *** **** *** *** ******* ***** *** ****** * replacement. **** ********** ** ** ****** *****, ** ***** *** ******** *** *******. **** ** * ******* *** *********** ************* value!

*******, ***** ***** ** ***** ********** *** ***** ******:

***, ***********'* ******* ***** *** ******* **** ** *******:

***** **** * ***** **** ****** *** **** ** **** poll.

*****://****.***/*******/***********-*****#****-******

**** *** ***** ***** "******** ****" **** **** **** ****** advanced **** ****

Chopper Mall Security Robot

***, *'** ***** ***** ** **** ***** *** *** *********** is *******:

* ***** ** ********* **** **** ** *** **** *** get ******** *** * **** ***** ***** ** *** ** the ******. **** *** **** **** ** **** **** ****** they *** *** ***,The ***** ******** ****** ********* ***** * *********** *** **** ** * ******* *****.

*** **** ** *** - ****** - ******* ******** *****:

** ********, *********** ******** ****** **** *** ****** ******.

*********** ******** ****** **** *** ****** ******.

**** ***** ****** **** *********** **** *** **** *** ******** from *****:

** *** *****-******* ***** *** ******** **** **** *****, ****** of ******** *** ***** **** ***** ** ** ********...

* *** ***** ** **** *** ***** **** ******* ** the ***** ***** ***** *** ********* ** **** ********* *********, but ******* ** *** **** *** ** *******.

*********** ** ********* *** ************* ***** **** **** ** ****** $* *** ***** ******** ********* ********** "****** **** *** ***** *******":

*** *** ***** ** * *********** ***** ******* ******** ****** seems **** * ****** ******** ***** **** *** *** **** currently ****...

***********- ****** ***** ***** ******** ******- ***** **** **** ****** *** **** ** *** **** happened.

****** ****.

*** ***** ******** ******:

********** ***** ************ **** ******* **** *********** **** ********** ******** & *********** ******** ** ******* ******* **** *** ***** **** and ***** ********* ************ ** **** ** ****** * *** wheel **** ********* **********.

*'* ******** **** ******* ** *** ******** ** ****** ******* ******* ******* ********(*** * *** **** **** **** *******) **** * ** about ***********'* ************ ******** ********.

********: *** *** ***** **** ***** ** ********* **** * background ** ********** ******** *********?

******: ******* **** ****'* *****.

************** *** * **** * ***** / ********** ****** *** of *** ********, ***** *** ******* #**********, ******* *** ****** * ******* on ******:

*'** **** **** ****** *** *********** *** ********* ***** **** market ** ************...

***** ** ****** *******'* ** **********?

**** **** **** **** ****?

*** **** **** ***** *** **** *** *** ****?

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*** ******* ********* ********** **** *** ******* ** *** ************* *****.

*** ******** ****** ***** *** *********** ***** **** (**** ******* "* **** ** ***** **** ******** *** *** ****** **** Wars *****"), *** **** **** **:

****, **** **** ******* ***, **** * ******** ********/********* ***********, this ***** ** **** ** **** ** ******** *** ********, albeit **** **** *********.

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