Verkada Taunts "Tackling Dinosaurs Has Never Been Easier!!"

From the bros who brought you unsolicited champagne and "come get locked in", their latest:

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For a company whose product performs so inadequately (our test results), such arrogance is a bit odd. With a grand total of 4 cameras supported (no 3rd parties) and a VMS lacking numerous standards capabilities, this would not seem to be the best take.

On the other hand, they are certainly the fastest hiring company in video surveillance, overwhelmingly (and not surprisingly) salespeople as this excerpt from LinkedIn shows:

And another gem:

A fair bet he likes Boiler Room:

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