BRS Labs Is .... Back??

* 5th time is a crime.

They now appear to be a residential security company in Arizona. Not sure how much connection there is to the "real" BRS Labs.

Remember - the proper pronunciation of the name has a silent 'R' 

is this a delayed-fuse April Fools joke?

If the gibberish on that landing page wasn't enough for you, check out the About Us page:

"Desperate times call for desperate measures. With the high criminality rate we have at present, it is about time we use more extensive measures in securing our property. Whether it is your residential area or your business building you want to secure, BRS Labs could help you with that.

This company was established by the ex-marine officer Clyde Graham. Wars, bombing, terrorism, encounters, death – name it, he has seen it all. There is nothing more horrendous than being deployed in Afghanistan for more than a decade and a half. This is why when he chose to retire early, he picked up a security development company to establish. He believes that equipped with the knowledge and experiences he has, he can help make security locks more fool-proof and properties more secured. So, together with some friends who chose to trust his skills, he managed to start up this company in 2005.

His hard work immediately paid off. In just a couple of years, his company grew by leaps and bounds as more and more customers seek its service to ensure that their properties would be secured all the time. But he did not stop there. Graham continued to develop more and more security devices over the years. He is privy to the fact that no matter how secured your locks are, at some point there are those who are determined enough to unlock the secrets of your creations. So, he simply continued to improve his invention time and time again. He also took advantage of the improvement in the technology and incorporated it in his craft. Through rigorous effort, his company now is soaring when it comes to security devices.

Sign up for our newsletter so you won’t miss any new products we have to offer. We also encourage you to check out the products and services you can avail from us through this website."

This sounds like something written by an AI bot.  Or a native Chinese speaker who has been in the US/UK for at least 6 years.

Testimonial link from the brslabs website:

"Margaux, 49

I was a victim of a robbery last year. We were on a family vacation for the holidays almost on the other side of the world. Apparently, someone picked the lock of my back door and they used it as an entryway to the inside of my home. This incident was very traumatic for the whole family. This is not the first time it happened but so far, this is the worse. Every time although there were CCTVs around the area, the local police still weren’t able to catch the culprit. I already even upgraded my locks to no avail. Based on the investigation conducted during the unfortunate event, the robbers managed to cut off the wirings of my alarm. Because of this, it failed to work during the whole incident. So this time, I approached the BRS Labs after hearing about it from my colleague. I was impressed with the customer service representatives because it was obvious that they are really knowledgeable about their products. They explained to me the process of what they are going to do and explain to me how it would work. I agreed because their products seem good over the phone. They immediately installed it the next day and we even performed a dry run. Everything was great.

When we went for the weekend to NYC to visit my mom, my attention was caught by the notification I receive on my smartphone. Someone was trying to break in again into my house. This time, I immediately alerted the authorities who came in no time to my house. Then they caught two men in the act of tampering again on my locks. They were put to jail with my house remaining unscathed. Since then, such unfortunate incident did not happen again and this is all thanks to BRS Labs.

hahahahaha - I'm leaning toward AI bot

This has got to be a different BRS Labs???

Any time you can use a company name where the company was indicted for fraud, you have to not do it

Does anyone have the link to where this quote came from?

The testimonial

I sent a note to the company asking what is their relation to Ray Davis' BRS Labs, but have not received a reply.