Startup: Key That Unlocks Nothing

Published Mar 20, 2014 04:00 AM

It's called a Quickey, but it unlocks no doors. Think that's crazy? Wait until you discover how people are going wild for it in its first few day since launch.

Quickey claims it will keep you secure by protecting your keys from damage.  How and why is this product a crowdsourcing success, and has this silly product benefited from the best way to develop a new security product? We take a look in this note.

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Comments (13)
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Ross Andersen
Mar 20, 2014

I personally like it. For $9 it is worth a try. I am sure we have all spent $9 on something much less useful..

JH
Jim Hall
Mar 20, 2014

... I am sure we have all spent $9 on something much less useful.

Love it! The ol' "You've been ripped-off worse before so what are you waiting for?" tactic...

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Marty Major
Mar 20, 2014
FLIR Security

If there are already many, many keychain tools available that do the same thing for less money, it would appear (based on $200K in pledges) that people simply want their key ring tools to look like a key.

My indiegogo page for a key-shaped LED flashlight is going up immediately...

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Marty Major
Mar 20, 2014
FLIR Security
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Ari Erenthal
Mar 20, 2014
Chesapeake & Midlantic

Does it bother anyone else that this product already exists? Did no one at Quickkey google first?

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Luis Carmona
Mar 20, 2014
Geutebruck USA • IPVMU Certified

What's Google? Is that one them porn chat rooms on AOL?

RP
Ryan Proctor
Mar 26, 2014
IPVMU Certified

I think that atttempt was called OGGLE - alas, just about everything by AOL spells fail.

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Brian Rhodes
Mar 20, 2014
IPVMU Certified

This article about a fake key tool has roughly 400% more reads than our original indepth analysis of a new, sweeping Access Control standard published yesterday.

This is why clowns are always crying on the inside.

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Ari Erenthal
Mar 20, 2014
Chesapeake & Midlantic

Linkbait is a real phenomenomenonemenon.

JH
John Honovich
Mar 21, 2014
IPVM

Maybe the ODSP people need to give out Quickeys to get people to notice them...

RW
Rukmini Wilson
Mar 23, 2014

a new, sweeping Access Control standard.

That one opens Doors, This one opens Coors!

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Aaron Saks
Mar 25, 2014

I have been using this one for years. You can buy them at many hardware stores or office supply stores. While it has a knife blade, making it unsuitable for carry on air travel, it is a great 6-in-1 multitool.