Manufacturer Holiday Fail

By John Honovich, Published Dec 19, 2012, 07:00pm EST (Info+)

Dozens and dozens of holday emails from manufacturers over the last week - and almost all of them are failures. Here's an example of the typical email:

holidays example

****'* ** - **** * ******* picture **** ******* ****. ****: *** manufacturer's ****, ********** ** *** ***** right **** ******, ** ****** *** it ***** ** *** ************ ****** by ********* *** *** *******.

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******, ****** ***** ****, ***** *** less ******, ********* *** ************. ** you *** ***** ** **** ** email ********, *** ********* ***********. *** have * ****** ** ****** **** audience ****** **** **** ** *** another ******* ** ** ******* ** and *******.

** *** ******* ******, **** *** IPVM's *************** *** ****** ************ ******:

  • ***** **** *******: ** *** ******** *** ********, achieved ******** *****, *** **********, ***. **** **. **** **** Aunt ***** **** ** **** ***** Joey **** ***** ** *** *** grade ******** ***, *** *** ****** and *********** ******* **.
  • **** ** ***** *** ******: ** ***** ** **** *** new ******* ** ***** *** ***** that **** ******* *** ******, ***** it. **** **** ** * ****** was ********* * *****, *** *** share *** **** ****.
  • ***** *********: ** *** ***** ** ***** to ********* ** *******, **** **** 'gift', ** ***** ** * ******** on ********, * **** ******** ****, a *** *****, ***. **** ****** thankful ** **** ******** *** *****.
  • ** *****: **** ** *** ****** ** any ** *** *****, *** ** make ** *******. ** *** ****** think ** ******** ** **** ***, *** **** ***- **'* *** *** **'* ***** but **'* **** ******* **** * blank *****.

***** *** ** ** * ****** way **** **% ** ************* ******* a ******* **** *****.

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