Off Topic: Would You Accept This Work?

Having some astro-turf put in.

After contractor realized the roll wasn't the right size, he said he would get more. I already expressed dissatisfaction at having two pieces but didn't want to be a total d**k.

Should I be one now?

It will never get better! Two pieces isn't the issue. Two matching is.

It will never get better!

So the grass will always be greener on the other side?