Epilogue: A couple of years after I refused to double down on another SUP, and largely forgotten how bad the whole policy was, I got this telling me it couldn't get any better!
Amnesty, even for hard-core non-gamblers like me?! Everyone who's ever been a customer?
This time I read the fine print, before, not after:
Pearl River, NY (November 12, 2013) – Enables Cost-Efficient Upgrade of Ocularis or NetDVMS, No Matter How Old It Is.
OnSSI has launched a unique promotion ...
Maybe they meant NetDVR as well, and might have even called to find out but I'm no sucker for abuse. I cashed out.