Contractor Shall Gently Remove... Weirdest Clause Or Requirement?

From a discussion on another forum, this was apparently part of a project bid spec:

Sounds similar to VanHalen's "No Brown M&Ms" to me, but you never know.

What is the strangest set of requirements you have seen in a bid or contract?

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