Beer Challenge At ISC West

I've been called out, personally. This afternoon I received an email: "ISC West Beer Challenge".

And since new product releases are so lame....

Here is the challenge:

We also found a marketing / promotional video:

It is unclear how exactly beer corresponds to programming keypads, but SDC hopes to get you in the booth to find out.

Be on notice, security pros. Frank the Tank intends to make you look like chumps on the showfloor:

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