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Comments (15)
Luis Carmona
Thnaks, John! This is good to know for anyone moving to South Chicago or Guatemala.
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Undisclosed #1
In other news, ammunition makers are working on a special furniture-piercing round.
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Luis Carmona
In all seriousness, there are some really paranoid customers out there... few that are this extreme, but they are there. And you never know, sometimes they may be legitimately paranoid. (Witness protection, extortion victime, estranged spouse, etc.)
And even if you never ever sell one in your career, it could be an interesting eye catcher that could make your company stand out in the website or marketing material. "We install video surveillance, ACS, alarms... and we're an authorized dealer of "bullet resistant furniture"." How many integrators list biometrics on their line cards, even though it may be an extremely small percentage of business, but it looks cool.
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Jack Sink
True as Luis said there are some really paranoid customers out there....usually the same ones that can't pay their bills and buy their video system at Sam's. I would gladly refer them to a competitor I really didn't like -"Call Joe at Conspiracy Security, they sell bullet resistant furniture, dehydrated survival foods and top notch complete camera systems for under $100!"
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John Honovich
They are trying to cross-promote / jump on the new NWA movie:
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Undisclosed #3
Between Petzi and Ballastic I'm not sure whose market research is worse.
Now make some dog resistant furniture, or a camera that fires live rounds and then you'll have my attention!
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Joe Summanen
What I'm really waiting for is this...just need the spidey sense to go with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftEAdOKy6CY
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Scott Gerrels
Now if they could just market something like this in Japan that could handle Godzilla.
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John Honovich
Their tagline now: "Protecting people from unexpected gun violence."
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John Honovich
Update: the company continues with fear mongering at the movies.
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John Honovich
SIA continues to promote these guys.
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