When You Make X-Rated Baked Goods, You Need A Security System To Deter Break-Ins

These pics are from a store-front in the Mission District of San Francisco.

Bonus Points for calculating the number of days of storage this camera gets...


Is that really a thing???

I just googled it, oh boy...

IPVM is overdue for a thread with nothing but terrible puns, and here is a greenfield opportunity.

"Baked Goods". That no longer sounds tasty to me for some reason.

I used to work at one of these places... I was really into the cream pies, but not so much a bun in the oven.

I’m gathering this went right over people’s heads.

I assume Johnson Controls is the vendor ;)

At least the camera has a drip loop.

some integrators are really into whips...

Not to interrupt the comedy hour, but is that a Burle camera they are using?

It’s pronounced Brûlée.

not only is it a Burle camera, it appears to be powered by 110 as well.

There once was a camera named Burle,
Its color was sorta like pearl.
I thought the camera was fakery
Mounted in the x-rated bakery,
Till it caught me with the neighborhood girl!

TC500 or TC550 as I recall.

Not to interrupt the comedy hour, but is that a Burle camera they are using?

yes, you are correct. I believe they are from the SQUE series.

any chance of IPVM doing a BURLE-SQUE Review?

That camera must be using the new "Ao120" protocol, aka "Analog-over-120VAC".

It’s got Triple-X zoom and is rated NC-17 by the MPAA.