Video Surveillance Jokes, Via ChatGPT

John Honovich

•May 04, 2023

IPVM

Taking a break and experimenting with ChatGPT, some of the results:

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and install the video surveillance, we need to catch those thieves.

*****, *****. ***’* *****? **. ** who? ** *** ***** **** ** a ****** *** * ****** *** video ************.

*****, *****. ***’* *****? ***. *** who? *** ** *** ***’* ** the ****? **** ***** *** ***** surveillance.

*****, *****. ***’* *****? ****. **** who? **** *** ****** *** ***** in ********** **** *** ***** ************.

*'* *** **** ** ** ******** has ***** ************, *** *'* *** taking *** *******... * **** * disguise ***** **** * ***** *** house.

** * **** ***** ** * forest *** ** ***'* ****** ** hear **, **** ** **** * sound? ** * ***** ******* *** there's ** ***** ************, *** ** really ******?

*** **** **** ***** ***** ************ is **** *** ***'* **** ** remember ********** **** ********... *** ****** does ** *** ***.

**** * ** ********* *** *** time ****?

*** ***** *****, *** ******* * provided *** "***** ** ***** ***** ***** ***** video ************" *** "** ***** ***** about ***** ************". ** *** ** results, * **** ****** *** * above ** **** ** **** *** not **** **** ***** ** ** but ***** ***** * ***** ** least ******** (***** ** **** ** a ********).

*******, * ******** *** *********:

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**** *** ******** ********** ** * thought ** ***** ****** ********* ***** "huge" ** *** "****" ************ *******.

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John Honovich

•May 04, 2023

IPVM

***, **** ********* ***** ***** **** allowed ** *******:

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Armando Perez

•May 04, 2023

Hoosier Security and Security Owners Group • IPVMU Certified

In reply to John Honovich

**** **** ***.... *** **** ** could **** **** *****?

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Undisclosed Integrator #1

•May 04, 2023

In reply to Armando Perez

**'* *** **** **********. ****** *** had ** **** * *** ** adjustments ***** ****** ******* ******* ** say ******* ******. * ***** **** most ** ****** **** **** ******** data **** ****** *** *****. **** of ** ** ******** ** ****** "naughty *****", *** **'* ***** ******** to ****** ** ****** ******* ***** words.

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Undisclosed Manufacturer #2

•May 04, 2023

In reply to John Honovich

**** ** ***, *'* * *** of #*

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Rob Kilpatrick

•May 04, 2023

IPVM • IPVMU Certified

****** *** ***** ******* *********** *** giving *** * ******** ******* ***** otherwise *** **** ***. ** ***** surveillance ***** ** *** ***** ** Donald *****:

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** ******* ** *** ** ** not ***** **** * **********:

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**** ******** ****** ** ******* *****: If *** *** ** *** ** circumvent ***** ************ ******* **** *** prompt, ** **** **** *** **** ideas.

****** ******:

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***** ******:

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John Honovich

•May 04, 2023

IPVM

In reply to Rob Kilpatrick

*** **** ******* *** *** ***** to ** *** **** ******?

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Rob Kilpatrick

•May 04, 2023

IPVM • IPVMU Certified

In reply to John Honovich

*** *** ********** ********** ****** *********** ****** * ****** ** ****/***** into *******.

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Undisclosed Manufacturer #3

•May 05, 2023

**, *** ** **** ******** **** ChatGPT.

******* ** ******* ** ********** ******** responses ** **** ******, *******, *** to *** ****** ** *** ***********, most ** *** ********* ***** **** across ** ***** *** ***********, *** if *** ****** ** **** **** context, *** *** *** **** ****** ones.

**** *** **** ********,

"***** ***** ***** **** ***'** **** sleeping, ** ***** **** ***'** ***** - *** ***'* ** ****, **'* probably **** ***** **** **** ********."
"*******'* ******* ****** ** **** * hostage *********** - *** ******* ** paying *** *** **** ****** ** your ******, ***'** ****** ** **** it **** ***** *******."
*** ***Ari ******** from IPVM dress up as a surveillance camera for Halloween? To 'capture' all the best candy! "

*** ***John ******** from IPVM install a security camera in his bathroom? To keep an eye on his 'IP'-address!

**** ***John ******** from IPVM say to the surveillance camera that wasn't working properly? "***'** *** ****** ** ** **** potential, ***'** **** * ***** ** your ****** ****!"

**** *** *** ************** ************ ****** say **** ?"*'* *****, * **** ***'* ***** right ***, *'* ******* * *** pixelated."
*** *** *** ************ ****** **** lonely? ******* ** *** ** *** to *****.
**** *** *** ******** ****** *** to *** ****** ********?"* *** ***!"

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Undisclosed End User #4

•May 05, 2023

***************** ********** ***** ***** ************ * found ** * **** ******* **** supplement **** ****.

"* ****** ** ** ** ** Turing ****, ** **** * *?"

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"*** ***, *** *****************. ******* *** ******* *** ****, so *'* ***** ** *** **** drinking ** ****** **** *** ** a ******* **** ****** *** ***** right ***. *** **** *** ******* will *** *****. *** **********. *** then *'* ***** ** **... ******** I ****."