Off Topic: What Type Of Fire Extinguisher Makes The Best Self-Defence Weapon?

Attempting, as any responsible homesteader would, to provide supplemental but active intruder repellant devices throughout my residence, my suggestions met with some resistance from the powers that be.

One by one all the best options got shot out of the water: Small arms, Taser guns, Stun guns, Burg Blasters, even Bean Bag guns have been denied by the peace loving, eco-feminist ruling majority because of their perceived violent embodiment.

Thoroughly emasculated, but not deflected I was encouraged to embark on an unrelated fire-safety upgrade. But I see the dual-use possibilities at once, gun-like high-pressure canisters with safeties and triggers ready to instantly incapacitate fire or foe equally.

But there are a bewildering array of devices out there to choose from:

Does anyone have any opinion on which ones would repel an intruder best and put out fires as well?

Yes, I'm serious. :)

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