Do any of these actually have storage? Just for some cover...
Dad: What you got there, son? You don’t think I was born yesterday, do ya?
Son: No way, not even close to yesterday. Anyway, in the meantime, they’ve invented the flash drive, and this slender stick of silicon is just such a device. Here, check it out...
Dad: Sure, sure... I should have no problem then reading it with my antique “PC” here, right?
Son: Maybe after you minimize vox.com from full-screen mode. But it’s just usb storage...
Dad: I’ll be the judge of that...Hmmm...It looks like several downloaded term papers, plus the most violent video games known to man, a few bootlegs, Tor-lite, dozens of clearly inappropriate images...
Huh...I guess I owe you an apology ;)