How To Convince Your Boss You Need To Go To ASIS...

With a straight face, ASIS is offering a Mad-Libs style letter that you are encouraged to send to your Boss after entering in a few particulars. Here's the greeting:

In the middle is the justification and cost breakdown section, before ending with the pathetic:

Remember to use your typical signature... Also, don't delay; you don't want to be the second guy to submit one.

Maybe John could write a satirical form letter for Bosses, denying the expense and enumerating the reasons:

Dear [INSERT employees typical name]...

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