Grow A Beard, Make More Money

I always wondered why so many security people had beards.

Now I know. This experiment shows beards make you more money.


If the 'beard maketh the man', what maketh the lady?

(This should be interesting)

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Timely this is popping up again in time for No Shave November.

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nooooooooo, ;)

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Here you go beard people:

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Maybe we could start a foundation to donate beards to hipsters. Like Locks of Love, but for beards. Beards for Bros? They can have mine.

Guys are getting beard implants, no joke. Must want to get into security industry!

My close ratio sky rocketed once I let the beard out. Highly recommend it for a least one sales cycle.

You haven't (and won't) see mine. I can't grow one - too many bald spots from Agent Orange exposure.....

I'm still holding out for my unibrow to come in to style.

And you no doubt attributed your growing remuneration to your ever increasing "technical expertise" and "industry knowledge" but we now know it was mainly due to "lack of shaving". ;)

And why there are so few women...

I was still shaving every day when I started in this business, but... well.

They also keep you young, healthy, and handsome.

I'm a living testament to all these facts, obviously.