Northeast Remote Surveillance and alarm, LLC | 12/05/15 03:30am
LOL apparently understanding of the industry is insignificant in this position. This should as fascinating as the new Geovision product release marketing materials, along with their me too offerings, I cant wait. I'm sitting on the edge of my seat in anticipation of wonderful things to come. I will still sell the dahua goods especially the unmarked cameras ,I promote my company not brand names.
Surely the PR position requires more of a sense of humor than the Engineer position, no?
Applicant: Did I get the Job?
HR: Although you are clearly experienced technically, and your references pass the sniff test, we will not be making an offer at the current time because we are unable to verify the requisite sense of humor as outlined in the job description.
Applicant: You've got to be kidding me!
HR: No, we don't. But we are not Engineers now, are we? A robust SOH is essential for successful technical work in this company. How long do you think you would last out there, say incorporating the latest face rec enhancements on our 960H Value line of DVRs, lacking the necessary ironic coping skills? Not long.
Applicant: Wait, I didn't think you were serious about that...
HR: Well that's a good start! What else you got?
Applicant: Ok... a SQL query and a firmware walk into a bar; the query SELECTS a beer and quickly JOINS two tables, the bartender says to the firmware 'the same for you?' The firmware replies 'no, I'm the designated driver'.
HR: (Silence) Thanks, we'll be in touch...
Applicant. Wait, I also designed this:
HR: When can you start?
If you have ever wished to issue 'solemn declarations' for a paranoid company that is terrible at communicating, this is for you!
Yes, but they are not for me; I didn't make it pass the first screening test. In case anyone else is considering applying, here are the questions as I can best recollect.
What phrase is best to use when describing the manner in which Dahuan technology is being accepted by the marketplace?
- Wide adoption
- Rapidly increasing demand
- Spreading with great leaps
If you had to choose one word to describe HDCVI what would it be?
- Industrial breakthrough
When referring to the aesthetics of an successful install, which phrase would you prefer to use?
- Installed with a low-profile design.
- Implemented discreetly.
- Secured without hideous damage.
What is the best way to refer to the poorer sections of a city?
- Economically challenged areas
- Poverty ridden regions
- Shabby Town
It's tough for sure...