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California: "No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour."
Blythe, CA: "You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows."
Carmel, CA: "A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match." "Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits."
Boulder, CO: "It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop."
Denver, CO: "It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor."
Alabama: "It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.", "Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.", "It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.", "It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses."
Auburn, AL: "Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail." (Please don't turn me in for that)
Florida: "It is illegal to sell your children." (but maybe you can give them away....), "Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown." (but that sexxy black dress.....), "Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal." (and painful.....)
Georgia: "It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office." (the dead can hear)