Pack your bags and say goodbye to your friends and those cold NY winters; you are headed to the Sunshine State to become a certified Intellegence Analyst with Walt n. Co.
Just as a formality please fill out the employment request document here: Highlights are higlighted.
The position of Intelligence Analyst (IA) within TWDC, Global Security enterprise must support a wide diversity of customers within the Walt Disney Company for threat assessment and intelligence purposes with the goal of ensuring the safety of employees, facilities, guests and the Disney brand. This requires the IA to be flexible to meet the potential 24/7 tactical requirements ranging from travelling ABC News reporters headed into war zones and high risk locations; maritime and country evaluations for Disney Cruise Lines and Adventures By Disney port security reviews and risk assessments for film and television productions and international sporting events. The IA must rapidly learn the global risk environment and understand threats to theatrical, studio and high value executive travelers; as well as assessing the potential for social and cyber threats to Disney products, enterprises and its global brand. In addition, the IA will be required to contribute to strategic assessments produced for business leaders to understand the risks associated with business development decisions. The IA works in team environment with defined, yet highly flexible, requirements often dictated by changing customer needs. As a result, the ideal candidate for this position must be prepared to respond to short fused requirements and be flexible to support the company. In addition, the ideal candidate must be able to think critically, write objectively and effectively and be able to brief accurately and with confidence.
"Step away from the global brand!"
p.s. This was the closest fit I could find for you; they just filled the "Irreverant Electronic Ruminator" slot, though there is still an open "Undercover Goofy" position, shoes included...